Go away. I do hate thee. My beautiful, wild garden is tainted by thy most foul fragrance. Make haste and flee from my presence, lest I smite thee with a mighty smite.

For more information on this and other species of fungus, check out this website: The Mushroom Expert. By the way, he’s not going to tell you how to get rid of these things. We dig them up but it’s rather disheartening to see the mycelium trailing for yards…